This is so
when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer
I want my face to be his fucking foot pedal
I’d love a chance to even see his bare feet… then find out if they’re ticklish, of course.
thank you toeluva and foottickl3rguy glad you liked my piano video
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone
lovecraft and his cat n-…
nnnnn-…
ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…
this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat
what was his name
oh no
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
OH NO!
What was the cats name?
Oh
Oh dear.
It can’t be that bad.
Okay it was that bad
This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there
What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.
Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.
obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying
Life is pretty chaotic - at least this puts a smile on my face
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
